Unpaid Emotional Labor

​​INVOICE​
​​DATE​  June 29, 2023	​​INVOICE NO​  00001

​​SALESPERSON​	​​JOB​	​​PAYMENT TERMS​	​​DUE DATE​
		I do not want anything from you. Not anymore. I love you. Loved you. Now, I hope you find whatever you are looking for in life without damaging the spirit of another woman.	Past Due

​​QUANTITY​

​​DESCRIPTION​

​​UNIT PRICE​

​​LINE TOTAL​

4	Years wasted in a relationship.	​​$​	​​$​
2	Women who claimed they were sleeping with you	​​$​	​​$​
8	Times I had to cover your half of the rent because your money went to FanDuel	​​$​	​​$​
6	Pregnancy scares because you needed to feel me, even though you knew birth control was causing blood clots	​​$​	​​$​
1	Tax return that went to the down payment of that damn car that will probably get repossessed now that you have to pay all the bills.	$
2	Miscarriages	$	$

Subtotal	My Peace
​​Sales Tax​	Being Stupid
​​Total​	Spending my early 30s lost to unpaid emotional labor

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Payment can be made by not watching those horrible podcasts and getting therapy to deal with your mommy issues. If you have any questions or concerns regarding this invoice, please keep them to yourself.